[English translation:]
[Jin:]
Billboard No. 1 singer is entering
[J-hope:]
Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!
[V:]
Happy birthday, too!
[J-hope:]
Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday!
[Jung Kook:]
Oh, yes
[Jin:]
Guess you don’t need a birthday gift!
[Jung Kook:]
This… this doesn’t make any sense
[RM:]
We should gift ourselves with something
[J-hope:]
This is the biggest gift!
[Jung Kook:]
This is the best gift of my life… what… what just happened…
[J-hope:]
So the announcement was today? September 1st?
[Jung Kook:]
This is a double celebration
[RM:]
They say it’s Saturday
[*SUGA enters*]
[SUGA:]
Oh, I’m sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom
[J-hope:]
Hahaha! [*clapping hands*] I told you!
[RM:]
Tell us how you feel!
[SUGA:]
[*censored*]
[*laughter*]
[Jin:]
Okay, that was fantastic!
[SUGA:]
Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?
[RM:]
There are six No. 1 singers who arrived earlier than you!
[SUGA:]
It fixed my health
[RM:]
How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly
[SUGA:]
I felt healthier
[J-hope:]
I was late to see it too
[Jin:]
I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed
[RM:]
I sent it to the group chat!
[SUGA:]
I could’t sleep at all
[RM:]
Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!
[SUGA:]
Sorry, I was crying
[Jung Kook:]
I honestly didn’t know it was today
[V:]
Me neither, I didn’t know it was today
[Jimin:]
I thought it was this evening
[Jin:]
I thought it was 1:00 PM or something
[Jimin:]
I was thinking it would be great… to get No. 1
[*SUGA sighs*]
[RM:]
Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?
[V:]
Go ahead, have announcement now!
[RM:]
This skit will be legendary
[SUGA:]
I’m gonna do music until I die
[*laughter*]
[RM:]
Musician-for-life announcement!
[J-hope:]
Are we going for a drink? Or what?
[V:]
We should
[SUGA:]
Let’s have quick short drinking
[RM:]
Yeah why not
[V:]
Billboard No. 1 singer couldn’t get today’s dance practice canceled
[J-hope:]
Dance practice canceled?
[SUGA:]
We should dance
[J-hope:]
Okay let’s make it short and sweet
[Jung Kook:]
What’s for today?
[Jimin:]
“No More Dream.” Guys, don’t worry
[RM:]
No, we are doing “back to first mindset” project, practicing “No More Dream” when we’re No. 1
[SUGA:]
First intention? What first intention!?
[RM:]
No hyung, look. How cool is it? Billboard No. 1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?
[V:]
Write that into a song
[RM:]
How? [*rapping*] I practiced “No More Dream” today, too!
[Jimin:]
That is interesting though, practicing “No More Dream” today
[SUGA:]
Ahh… for real… Do we really have to do rehearsal today?
[RM:]
I woke up in the morning seeing the news and…
[Jimin:]
It’s so great. You guys are so great!
[RM:]
You are!
[Jin:]
You are!
[J-hope:]
No, what’s so great about No. 1…
[SUGA:]
It’s regrettable if you say so
[Jimin:]
I want to do stage so bad seeing this
[RM:]
Hoba, don’t you think this is what happiness is like?
[fade]